"actually, that was due today”
JESUS DENNIS KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Jensen’s shoulders are one of life’s gifts.
Why does he insist on hiding them beneath stupid clothing?
why does he insist on hiding anything beneath stupid clothing
Why does he insist on clothing
I JUST SNEEZED IN MY TEA NOW I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE FUCK
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby